Offal times

Wow!  I went back to bed and sorta slept until a little after 6 am.  I would have to say, based upon what continues to occur, I am totally screwed.  I thank Jesus and his little demon mates for the sleep I did get.  I say mates because there is every possibility that Jesus is Auzzie.  Everything points in that direction.  He is white, for one.  Well, that is enough.  He was never in penal colony but we must assume he had a penis though of course it must have been shriveled.  Maybe, and you have to see the movie Black Dynamite to understand this, he drank too much Anaconda Malt Liquor.  That is why he never learned to love the ladies, whom must have thought him pretty hot.  He always "Looked on the Bright Side of Life" so having a shrunken weenie would not have bothered him, in the long run.  It could not have been cold water that shrunk his pecker because he always stayed on top.  That must have been hell never being able to get below the surface of water. (writing this helps me understand how Will Ferrell movie scripts get created.  Just let it flow, eh.)

Anyway, I thank JaySuess for the sleep.  I will need every drop I can get to survive one more week.  And now I must go put the bird feeders out so the freaking grackles can feed before they finally leave.  Driving me nuts.  Guess I need to Look on the Bright Side of Life, me self.  Wish I could write that with the proper British accent.

Gotta go.  This day is wasting.  Gotta find the Soul Train and be cool, even if I feel really shitty.

I do love life, so.  I merely wish to be a participant rather than a bystander.  Sitting still and watching things go by is ridiculous.  I could have saved the world, I am sure of it.  Hey, a bloke can dream, can't he.  This must be why I have a Jesus fetish.  Love and kisses to all the Christians.  You guys are too simple to know that you are as bad off as I am, when it comes to salvation.  Careful, lads, don't sin too much without accepting Jesus, but if you do sin a bunch, and we know you do, be sure to re-righteous yourselves just before ye die.  A nick of time will give you more time for stealing money and foolin' around.