The Moose Is Loose

The Moose Is Loose

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Ramadan Begins. What a bfd.

Another day provided by a god who is so forgiving that people will die because of the day.  Whoa, that is negative.  Sorry.  But I drew no caricature of the big one, so I should be okay.

Damn, my brain is a mess.  I went for a haircut, could not stand what little hair I had - tickled my neck.  The point is that my ears/head are so sensitive that what used to bother but would then subside, now turns into a major mess and robs me of a whole bunch of sleep.  It is 5:38 am and I have been awake from the headcrap since 3:45am.  The barbershop is a noisy place with the noise next to my ears.

The worst thing that is about to happen is the confluence of my ears trying to max me out - with Marion and Mark coming in 2.5 weeks, followed by the likely appearance of Arron and Cathy, followed by my class reunion in Salina,KS to which I said I would go.  Just a trip to the barbershop is really bad.  Previously, my ears numbed out and I felt little while out and about.  That has changed, Meinen Damen und Herren.  I will just press on and try to get sleep, which is the key to everything.  If I can sleep a fair amount I punch on through and think that I don't sound like a fooking idiot, debatable to say the least.

It has been a pleasure to whine with you this morning, Mr. Spudnut.  I shall simply move along now, the show is over.  Move along folks, the tragedy is past; the tow truck is here and needs some room to maneuver.  Please folks, Move out of the way for the tow truck.  Step back.  BullHorn:  STEP BACK OR I WILL USE THIS TASER AND I WILL CALL IN THE TEAR GAS.  THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.

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